“Hey, guys? Hugh fell asleep again and peed his pants. Who was on diaper duty? Was it you Karissa? You forgot to put his depends on again and now someone needs to wipe the piss off the couch. Yuck, i’m feeling my thong getting wet and it ain’t because this young, hot 70 year-old sitting next to me just touched me!”
We’re guessing this is what took place at Hugh Hefner’s 83rd birthday on Monday. Hugh asked the girls to wake him up when it was time to cut the birthday cake (blowing the candles is a no-no) at which point he took his dentures from his breast pocket and enjoyed a piece of melting chocolate laced with wax (83 candles on one cake can bring it down to melting point pretty fast).
April 8, 2009 at 9:52 am
Dude, he’s texting, see the phone in his hands?
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