Pink gives German concert in underwear

Right, let’s get down to figuring out why Pink would show up almost naked during one of her shows in Germany:

1) Those Germans are really hard to please and need extra stimulation (we can buy that…once we were on stage in Germany and for some reason those psychotic Germans kept throwing cans of Ebel Weiss at us…go figure…and we were so good…)

2) Cher is her favorite artist and that naked ass lingerie outfit she wore for one of her concerts (Pink wasn’t born then, but her daddy told her the story) has marked Pink forever.

3) Darn it, she worked extra hard on those lower abs (those very near to her reproductive organs) and nobody can stop her from showing them.

4) She just wanted to show German women what it would feel like if they all embraced and learn to love shaving cream and razors…ahh, the freedom from armpit and pubic hair…