Britney Spears walks off stage in Vancouver;blames the weed

Now, if the girl wasn’t lip synching every damn song blared out of the speakers we would perhaps understand that the smoky GM arena in Vancouver, Canada was inhibiting her performance. But since opening and closing your mouth like a fish doesn’t require too much lung capacity we will assume that the oxygen deprived atmosphere wasn’t conducive to extreme ass gyrations. Or was it perhaps that she was starting to get high and all she wanted to do was run back to her dressing room and bury her face in a gallon of Haagen Daaz?

According to reports, Spears abruptly left the stage three songs into the show, blaming the presence of smoke in the arena, and did not return for approximately 30 minutes as the smoke cleared. Extra TV reported that an announcement came over the public address system telling patrons, “The building is awfully smoky. It’s become a little bit uncomfortable and unsafe for the performers, including Ms. Spears.

I need you to extinguish all cigarettes — this is a non-smoking building, the show will resume as soon as the air on the stage is clear.”

At the end of the show, Britney bowed and thanked the crowd, telling them, “Drive safe, don’t smoke weed and rock out with your cocks out. Peace, motherfuckers.”

Such a classy lady…