Mind you the shots of Mischa for the May issue of UK’s Cosmo are all from the waist up…because we all know what goes on from the waist down(little bubbly martians have set permanent camp on her wobbly bits). Mischa Barton declares she’s more confident now and more empowered and wouldn’t change anything on her body, even if she could…but forgot to mention she would be willing to lie down in the middle of a road and get run over by a sand-blasting machine if it would mean flattening her backporch waffles…
Gay.