Kim Kardashian was at the Detroit Pistons Vs New York Knicks game at MSG in NYC on April 8 with Brittny Gastineau. But her mind was anywhere but on the game…and we’ll attempt to explore it:
“I’m getting a bit hungry, but it’s just junk here and they’ll go straight to my trunk…ok, be strong, i have to stick to my diet, i can’t afford another photoshop scandal, people will really start thinking that i have a fat ass…oh, screw it, i’m gonna get myself some sugar wool…at least it will make for some good photography as i suck my finger real slow…”
“Jesus, i’m so bored…hey, let’s put this silly hat on and pretend i find it to be hilarious…this will definitely send the message i’m a light hearted people and don’t take things too seriously…like when Eminem shoved my ass into a meat grinder…white trash A#@&@* of a punk!”
“Hey, i’m going to take a picture with Brittny…on second thought, she’s looking good today…well, i’m holding the camera so i’ll just pretend my hand’s unsteady and crop half of her from the picture. Who does she think she is anyway…showing up to a game in a dress with her boobs about to fall out…bitch lied to me on the phone…said she’d also wear jeans and i believed her…and here i am showing no butt and no cleavage…i got nothing but the face, so let’s work it…let’s give these idiots some really sexy photos…work it girl!”
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