Those jeans are going to burn in hell

Or at least the people who made them…because they turn perfectly proportionate, sexy bodies into short, stumpy, wide ass middle-aged moms. And unfortunately Halle Berry is one of the victims…here’s to hoping she gets menstrual blood on them, can’t get it off and is forced to throw them in the garbage (or donate them…that could work).

Here’s also Denise Richards with yet another pair of denim disaster (looks like Mad Max was driving his truck on her thighs).