Who would have thought that Isabella Rossellini would find her true mission and calling in life after so many years in movies and that calling would be to teach us all how animals have vigorous, scandalous sex and…huge penises. Isabella has just launched the second season of what is called “Green Porno” and this time she is not boinking spiders, snails or earthworms…rather she takes on marine copulation with octopuses and whales…all with anatomical accuracy and utmost sincerity.
The series created, written and acted by Rossellini, were designed to be viewed on computers, cellphones and MP3 players.
A little weird? Nah! A little crazy? You bet! Just check her out doing a 69 with a hermaphrodite earthworm…
