Jordan, her nasty hormones, getting pregnant after she runs a marathon…and Seth Rogan

It all makes sense, trust us…and everything is connected in a six degrees of separation way from…her boobs. To explain, Jordan, aka Katie Price recently came to America to make her extra large mammaries known to the american public. She brought hubby along and they both took part in their reality TV show whose latest chapter (Katie & Peter: The Next Chapter Stateside)  they are happily launching in these newest pictures of them.

Alas, the American scene has been a temptation for Pete, or so Jordan’s hormones let her to believe(this is based on her own admission that she has really bad PMS and tends to turn psycho just before she menstruates) . Apparently, she flew into everyday rages accusing him of cheating on her and the couple was at breaking point…until Pete suggested they start working out together and run the London Marathon.

All this testosterone release during the workouts inevitably brought the couple closer together and now they are so loved up they are waiting to finish the Marathon (next week) and get knocked up for the 4th time. This will also affect Jordan’s boobs as they will grow in direct proportion to the fetus in her.

And so you ask, how about Seth Rogan, what’s the connection there? Well, Seth is about to promote his new movie in England and thanks to Jordan’s desire to promote her boobs in America he is now aware of her existense and as he confessed to a british tabloid, there are only two things he wants to see when he visits Britain, and that’s Jordan’s mammaries.