Hulk sympathizes with OJ, finds himself on the verge of cutting wife's throat

Hulk Hogan is a few steps away from being a homicidal maniac (or a suicide bomber ) in sunny Florida…and OJ needs to reach out to him and give him a few tips on how to keep his premeditated murder spree on the down low…kinda sort of hash, hash…you know, so that when his wife’s and her boyfriend’s heads are hanging from a mailbox in Clearwater cops don’t immediately scream “bloody murder” for his ass.

Here’s what he said according to Rolling Stone: ”I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat,” he told the magazine. “You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it.”