Ali Carter and Bai Ling flash their…ribcages and Drew Barrymore her yellow teeth

We are suspecting there was a call put out from organizers of the HBO movie premiere of Grey Gardens for all small boobs to come out of the closet because that’s exactly what happened…a parade of tiny chests.

Ali Carter is a beautiful woman, but for once we wished she would have worn the dress backwards and spared us from looking into the vast emptyness that is her chest…sort of like a big dessert valley with no mountains, hills or even trees…absolutely bare and depressing to look at. Also flashing her bones and microscopic raisin scones at the same premiere was Bai Ling, but in her case that was to be expected.

Drew Barymore on the other hand would have looked absolutely beautiful in her white see-through dress had it not been for the bird nest resting on her head and the nicotine stained teeth which puts her way down on our “women we desire and would happily stalk” list…