Kim Kardashian twitters her sunburn, but don’t tell anyone because she’ll be embarassed

Ok, here’s what Kim wrote on her official blog on Friday.

“I am so sunburned and need help.” “I’m in Mexico and I was sunbathing when I fell asleep with my huge Prada butterfly sunglasses on and now look at me! I’m going to have to hide from cameras for days.”

“Everyone here is making fun of me!” “My whole body is burned but my face looks the worst because of the glasses. I will never wear sunglasses when sunbathing again!”

So, let’s get this straight. She is embarassed by her horrible tan, doesn’t want anyone to see her looking like an owl and will hide from the cameras until the tan fades (or until she finds a tanning salon that puts her in a body armor and bank robber mask and bombards the heck out of her eye zone). Because she knows all the people on Twitter are her friends and they would never tell, cross their hearts and hope to die?

Ok, we’re ready to take bets as to what Kim’s IQ is. Person that gets closest to the true number (don’t go for the 3-digit numbers, just a hint) wins an 8oz tube of sunscreen.