Apparently Lindsay Lohan has had enough with her expedition in the jungle of Cheetas and now wants to board the plane back to the country of Cockatoo (sorry, too many hours watching the Discovery Channel last night). That or she just wants to grab anyone who matters in Hollywood in hope they will give her a career resuscitation via mouth to mouth (and here’s hoping her herpes doesn’t get passed along).
According to The Sun, Lindsay was all over Leonardio DiCaprio at My House in Hollywood on Wednesday night.
A source of the newspaper said: “As soon as Lindsay saw Leo she was like a bee to honey. She was going for the big catch and when she spotted him in a dark corner of the club she headed straight for him. She quickly monopolised his conversation and made sure she had him all to herself. Lindsay is a sharp tac. She wasn’t wasting her time chatting up small fish. She seemed interested in the gents with deeper pockets, probably because her career is on a downward trajectory. The pair were cosied up together deep in conversation. She definitely tickled his fancy.”
As the night went on and the drinks flowed, things between her and Leo hotted up and she took to the dancefloor to show off her talents.
The eyewitness added: “It was a bit shocking when she got up and started dancing in front of him but he seemed to be enjoying it.”
We think it’s time Bar Rafaeli put a call to her Israeli militant friends back in the homeland to have Lindsay taken care of…but in a subtle way…no grenades necessary.
April 18, 2009 at 4:53 am
As screwed as Lindsay is I would hump that girl all night .
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May 19, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Why? Skanks turn me off. I thought Leo had better taste in women but guess I was wrong.
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