Susan Boyle offered 1 million dollars to do porn movie…oh the INhumanity!

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Susan Boyle offered 1 million dollars to do porn movie…oh the INhumanity!

Published on April 21, 2009 with 5 Comments

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Since her debut on performance on “Britain’s Got Talent,” Susan Boyle has been the number 1 story on both sides of the pond. Her Youtube video has been viewed over 20 million times and her story of a never-been-kissed, 47 year old virgin with the voice of an angel has left not a dry eye in the room. It was only a matter of time until the big money offers started coming in and boy did a whopper drop in her lap. Susan Boyle has been offered 1 million dollars to make a porn film.  I don’t think Miss Boyle wants to get laid for the first time under this sort of circumstance.

“We want to get this movie shot and out while Susan has the world’s attention,” Mark Kulkis, of Los Angeles-based Kick Ass Films, said on NewYorkDailyNews.com. “Besides, after 47 years of virginity, I’m sure Susan is also anxious to get something cracking as soon as possible.” Susan would have to lose her virginity on camera.

But in the name of good taste, Kick Ass Films has offered to fly Miss Boyle to LA on Virgin airlines…..you can write your own pun now if you haven’t already.

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  1. She had it coming (this jerk joke from the porn guy)..by saying she had never been kissed. That opens her personal life to comment and this results…

    Too bad, because she is an excellent singer.

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  2. Your porn crap is just that an insult and shoes what an asshole oyou are to attempt to degrade the woman. Sick Bastard!

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  3. hopefully she shaves her face and pubes if she decides to do it, lol…

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  4. No, Will hopefully she won’t shave them, natural is the best LOL

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  5. They need to put the momney shot up on redtube.

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