Jessica Alba's closet gets highjacked by Katie Holmes

Is it post-pardon depression or post-stardom depression that is causing Jessica Alba to dress like Barbara Bush? I know women tend to grow up once they spit out a puppy but Jessica looks like she’s ready for bingo night. We miss the old Jessica Alba, and by old, we mean the one that looked young, hot and was not afraid to show it. Who knows, maybe earthling Katie Holmes highjacked Katie’s closet.