It's official, Heidi Montag is the most annoying girl in Hollywood

Why is Heidi Montag famous? She technically doesn’t even exist. Everything about her is a script, and a bad one at that. When your claim to fame is ’acting’ on a show that seems to have been written by a team of autistic 7th graders, and yes, I am talking about The Hills, and you are about to have a fake wedding to Spencer and acting as if it were real, you have a brick wall for a future…or do you. This is Hollyweird, where once you get your foot in the door, the door magically turns into a mirror.

Now Montag and Pratt will be featured in “I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here!” It’s a curiously titled show since no one in the show is actually famous.  The group includes Stephen Baldwin; former “American Idol” competitor Sanjaya Malakar; John Salley; Janice Dickinson and Torrie Wilson. The show desperately tried to get Chicago thug Governor Rod Blagojevich but the deal fell through. What a shame, that was the deal breaker for us.