Jennifer Anniston was pictured earlier today locking lips with “The Baster” co-star Jason Bateman for one of the scenes in the movie currently filming in NYC.
Bet she was trying really hard to concentrate on the task at hand…after all, having a rumor that your ex-husband dumbed you because he thought you were a lesbian spreading faster than the swine flu can be pretty distracting.
Despite the rumors that Pitt left because he wanted to have kids, an insider says, “That’s not why he left her. He really did love Jen but she just wasn’t fulfilling his needs. I don’t really know Jen and I found it hard to believe she swings both ways. When Brad confided his suspicions, I told him, ‘no way!’”
We’re so glad to finally have figured Brad Pitt out. So he wasn’t this sensitive guy who wanted kids so bad after all. He just wanted to have sex on the daily menu and when that didn’t happen his immediate thought was that his wife was a lesbian (because any normal woman would have killed to have the chance to put her tongue on his abs, right?). So we’re guessing him and Angelina Jolie made a deal. He gets unlimited access to her “buffet” and she gets to compete for the Guiness World of Records as the owner of the most efficient reproductive organ on the planet.
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