It appears Hugh Hefner’s new “girlfriend” Crystal Harris isn’t as good in prompt resuscitation and lymphatic drainage as Holy Madison was, because Hugh wants her to return to the Playboy mansion. According to Hugh, Holy had the gentlest touch when applying diaper cream and his chaffed thighs remind him of her every day. He said of his new relationship “How serious, and intimate, and important that works out to be, well we’ll have to wait and see because it’s only a couple months old.” What he meant was “i haven’t got another two months to teach this tramp how to nurse my limp body parts, so i need someone with seven years of experience…like Holy”.
Holy told FOX, “I loved my time at the mansion and think the world of Hef. There comes a time in everyone’s life where they need to go their own way.” And by that she meant Hugh going his own way…to a place that feels nice…and warm (and not because you just wet your pants)…
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