Dita Von Teese finds her count, and he's 11 years younger than her

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Published on April 29, 2009 with No Comments

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Dita Von Teese has a new boyfriend, 25 year old Count Louis-Marie (we will pretend his name is not a bit effeminate) de Castelbajac, the son of acclaimed French fashion designer Jean-Charles de Castelbajac. The boyfriend belongs to one of the oldest and most illustrious families in France, rumoured to go back more than 1000 years.

 It all sounds like the Cinderella story for 36 year old Heather Sweet (of the “Sweet” family, one of the oldest families in the US focusing in the production of sweet, juicy melons best displayed in tight corsets) who managed to turn her love for running around naked in her farm town into an art form grandly displayed in the best strip joints worlwide.

And to continue with the Cinderella story, we are assuming count charm found the glass slipper in a giant champagne bottle at the Crazy Horse in France, where Dita spent a season tantalizing the french with feathers and swarowski-encrasted nipple pasties.

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