Brooke Shields is well "shielded" in case of a wasp attack

We wish we could say she was just harvesting honey and that’s why she needed the blue head gear with the netting shield, but Brooke Shields just felt it was the Southern Lady thing to do when watching horses run mad (at the 135th Kentucky Derby).

Other crazy-hatted “ladies” at the same Derby were newly brunette (we’re funny, aren’t we) Kim Kardashian and her mommy-dearest, while Paris Hilton (who downgraded from a tiara to a hat for this) appeared at the Barnstable Brown Derby in Louisville with a black bow wrapped around her gift box (why, does anyone have a doubt about Doug Reinhardt loving her brain first and foremost?).