When all else fails, there's always tanning mist to bail you out

So now we know why Lindsay Lohan spent so much time out on a surfboard in Hawaii recently (yeah, it wasn’t to escape the paparazzi by tricking them into thinking that was just an abandoned surboard riding the waves)…to get some UV rays to lazer in some much needed beige camouflage for her freckles just in time for her “Sevin Nyne” tanning mist launch at Sephora on Thursday night.

Who cares about silly movies and box office receipts when you have your own spray bottle to get you out of bankruptsy? Next we hear Lindsay will come out with her own line of tampons, called “Sexty Nyne all Neyght”.