Apparently Britney Spears thinks her voice is more precious than the voice of God when he spoke to Abraham and that opening and closing her mouth during her lip-synching concerts does great damage to her golden vocal cords.
Therefore, she has decided to take immediate action, by purchasing a $23,000 oxygen chamber to purify it inbetween her circus freak gyrations.
The paranoia started after her Vancouver gig, during which she inhaled too much smoke from the audience when attempting to breath right before mounting one of her backup dancers.
We are curious though…is she going to smoke her fags in the oxygen chamber? We sure do hope (not) it won’t explode while she’s in it puffing away…
BTW, the same machine was purchased by Jacko and Madonna…what does that tell you about Britney’s sanity…or developing ego?
May 6, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Maybe I should buy one too,I’m at least twice as horrible as she is.
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