Can the owner of the giant who broke the pilates machine please report to the front desk?

So Chrstina Little Ricci took her gentle giant (fiance) to pilates class the other day…now take in what we just said and try to picture this mammoth on a pilates apparatus. Have you ever seen one of them? They are made for little people who don’t cut steel rods when they flex. We are guessing she was using the machines and he was sitting on the floor indian-style sweating while watching her…and occasionally letting out a bear growl…