There is no saving Kiefer Sutherland…the guy is lost forever and ever in the fictional brain jungle of Jack Bauer…and the enemy is everywhere…even at a fashion party (The Met’s Costume Institute Gala after-party in NYC)…well, you never know, little chinese spies could be hiding under the oversized gowns.
To explain, Kiefer approached Jack McCollough, Proenza Schouler’s designer and asked him to apologize to Brooke Shields for “knocking her down on the ground”. Jack allegedly pushed Kiefer and that’s when Kiefer became Jack and head-butted the other Jack (did we confuse you yet?).
Brooke Shields’s reps say the designer did nothing inappropriate and are puzzled about Kiefer’s behavior. Could it be that Kiefer thought Jack’s designer threads which Brooke often wears could be “threadening” her security?
Kiefer is now recovering in a hospital. Apparently head-butting is much more life-threatening that exposure to a lethal bio-weapon.
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