Big Brother star's nipples attract beggars while Jodie Marsh's lips scare them away

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Aisleyne Book Launch Party (USA AND OZ ONLY)

Published on May 08, 2009 with 1 Comment

Aisleyne Book Launch Party (USA AND OZ ONLY)

Big Brother Star Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace out celebrating the launch of her new book, Aisleyne: Surviving Guns, Gangs and Glamour acted like she could contract gonnorhea by breathing the same air as the beggars that approached her on her way out of Grucho club in London last night.

Oblivious to the breeze in her dress cup and a wondering nipple she proceeded to give the beggars a look that was perhaps nastier than their own smell (well, maybe not). Advice to the 30-year old dimwit: beggars are attracted to coins, free booze and free peep show, so next time, close your curtains.

We are told fellow party animal (with whom she was partying at 2am) Jodie Marsh who was sporting a darker hairdo came to her rescue by showing the beggars her giant collagen lips. The already wasted vagrants thought it was a giant walking swordfish and run away to find safety in their carton boxes.

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  1. i think thats a shadow of a nipple…lol

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