Lindsay Lohan's new gig:impersonating Marilyn Monroe in her skankiest version ever

Can you hear the weird sound coming out Marilyn Monroe’s grave? That’s Marilyn’s bones clinging in some sort of Morse code that reads like this: “wrinkly, skinny, freckled bitch, stop trying to pretend you’re me…you make me look like a street prostitute high on meth and i’m not liking it!”

Lindsay, who by the way spent the night at Sam Ronson’s house the night before the shoot was attempting to look like Marilyn for the cover of Spanish Vogue. Judging by the fact that she looked like stepped-on dog poo we will guess she spent all night licking Sam’s…er, feet..