Audrina Patridge turns 24…and her boobs turn into toddlers

Audrina Patridge had a big night on Saturday. She was celebrating her 24th birthday at Eva Longoria’s Beso Restaurant in Los Angeles and her breasts couldn’t be happier…being that they are only a few years old, it was hard to control them and make them behave during dinner…in fact one of them kept running away and Audrina was forced to pull it back in the entire time…next time she should get a babysitter.

And since we’re on the breast subject, Audrina’s movie “Sorority Row” is coming out in October. We’re told she’ll reprise the great role of Carmen Electra in Scary Movie and run through sprinklers in her panties…only this time she won’t have time to put her bra on…yep, she’s into real acting this time (just kidding, she won’t be using sprinklers…but we’re sure the serial killer will get her at a moment when she’s conveniently without clothes).