Nick Cannon posted a blog entry on his official website on Friday vowing to take revenge for Eminem’s new leaked track in which he calls wife Mariah Carey a “C**t” and a “w***e”. The blog was very educational. For instance, we now know that Nick has daily conversations with little creatures that sit on his shoulder (the angelic one tells him to act like Christ and the little evil one consults him on things that would require a really good lawyer).
Let’s all enjoy his ranting (as it goes on, and on, and on):
“I further examine the track, I hear dude cross the line. He begins to call my wife out of her name,” Nick writes. “Now as y’all know, I don’t take that type of nonsense lightly. So on some grown man sh** I’m instantly like, ‘I got to get at this lame.’ I know it’s only entertainment and I’m all for freedom of speech. But I’m from the school of thought where if you are tough enough to talk sh**, you got to be tough enough to deal with the consequences that come with tough guy s**t talking! Then the little angel on my shoulder said, “No Nicholas, there is no need to play into his negativity. He is just a troubled soul yearning for the lost spotlight. You must be Christ like and turn the other cheek.
“But then the dude on the other shoulder said, ‘What N****?! Is you scared?! You can’t let no man ever disrespect your wife! Especially not some Peroxide drenched homophobic has-been! This is like some Pacquiao vs. Hatton s**t! He is underestimating you with his ass out and you can drop him in the first round”.
“At first I thought it was old material that had been dug up from when dude ‘fantasized’ about having a pretend fling with Mariah…I was thinking to myself, ‘Hey that was before me so it is really none of my business, so I’m going to give him a pass.’
“…Maybe I’m going too far, but I thought we got passed the days where white men could spew vulgar obscenities at our beautiful queens and get away with it. What’s next? Are we going to let this trash say something horrible about our lovely first lady, Mrs. Michelle Obama? Or would Marshall have talked sideways out of his neck like this about Oprah Winfrey? This act of racist bigotry cannot go unnoticed. Calling my wife a ‘c**t’ and a ‘w***e’ is way worse than anything Don Imus could have ever said. So trust, repercussions will be served. Anybody got Al Sharpton’s number?! LOL”.
“Even though I got a lot of other obligations and occupations, you are my new full time job ‘homey. As a matter of fact I think you going to bring my wack rhymes out of retirement! That’s right haters; you can thank Eminem because I’m going to start rapping again! LOL Just for him! And don’t forget about the jokes! We coming at you hard body!! Non-stop on your manic-depressive-insecure-Maclovin-Nazi- Liza Minelli haircut havin-lookin ass!! [Pause] That’s what I do all day Bitch!
“Miss Marshall, I’m going to make you wish you never spoke my name and regret the ungodly things you said about my wife,” Nick concludes. “This is going to be fun! It’s however you want it! Just remember, you did this to yourself! Your legacy has now been tainted from this day forth! You will now be known as the rapper who lost to corny-ass Nick Cannon!!!”
May 11, 2009 at 3:09 pm
This is so STUPID!!, You can talk s**t about Liza Minelli? But he can’t talk about Maria, Yes he should never have called her a C–t, or anything….Give us a break!!
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May 12, 2009 at 5:10 am
cannon’s a racist little bitch, I can’t wait to hear what Ems got for him.
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May 12, 2009 at 7:02 am
if cannon is half the man he thinks he is! Arange a U.F.C match whith eminem! and let him get his ass pulverised in the octagon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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May 12, 2009 at 7:36 am
hell yeeee, let the blood flow
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May 12, 2009 at 10:48 am
f**k nick cannon… little bitch cant just let it go
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May 12, 2009 at 11:17 am
Nick Cannon… who the f**k are you? No really.. .who the f**k are you??? I have never heard of you? Are you that dude that Jessica Simpson was married to? No.. that was Nick Lachey. Are you the dude that beat up Rhianna? No.. that was who you WANT to be, Chris Brown. You are garbage Nick Cannon and your w***e c**t wife Mariah is Eminem’s bitch
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May 12, 2009 at 3:55 pm
If Eminem is a has-been Nick, you are a never-been!
I have never heard of you before you married Mariah, fucken’ gold digger. Do something of note before you start talking s**t about those who have achieved! Sorry Nick, how many number 1′s have you had? How many grammies? Fucken NONE!!!!!! Bitch!!!
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May 12, 2009 at 9:50 pm
This shouldn’t even be a conversation…let alone a rap battle…………I can’t wait to laugh my ass off at what Nick Cannon comes at Emimem with. Hey Nick, just so you’re aware….your training on “Wild N’ Out”..your so-called wild-style battles….you got your ass handed to you by Kat Williams!!! Ohhhh this is gunna be fun
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May 13, 2009 at 6:47 am
ha ha nick cannon what a fag, eminem will slaughter you, don’t even step to eminem, you have got nothing, nothing at all…you retard.
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May 28, 2009 at 12:02 am
nick is dumb…em rules
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May 28, 2009 at 8:00 am
What does saying Mariah is a c@@nt or wh@@e have anything to do with being racist?? Eninem is about as close to being balck probally more than Obama.
I can’t believe once agian some idiot celeberty has to pull out a race card. I guess he is racist about Cristina A. and Brittney S. cause he talsked smack about them to…
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June 5, 2009 at 11:50 am
Fukk nick cannon dat wanabe rapper/gangsta/millionaire bich. Em will fukkin murder u lyriclly and phisically you piece of shyt if i knew were u lived i would personally kill u myself u fukkin f****t i cant stand your ass die bich!!!
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