Megan Fox doesn't need to show she has a brain…unlike Scarlett Johansson

Megan is turning out to be an agry fox. Everything is pissing her off these days. Could it be that she’s sticking her tampons way up high? That could cause some restlesness and impatience with all things human.

To explain, her latest victim is Scarlett Johansson. Megan is annoyed at the popular perception that celebrities are dumb (she obviously has never heard of Heidi and Spencer) and she feels she doesn’t need to prove to anyone that she actually owns a functioning brain (yes, she can count to 100). But, apparently Scarlett does not share the same belief, and that’s getting on Megan’s tits.

Fox tells Esquire, “I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson – who I have nothing against. But I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve ever learned, to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.’ I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard.”

We have a question: Megan recently said that in order to get in character as a boy-eater in her upcoming horror movie she had to pretend her own father was molesting her…hmm…is it the smart cells in her brain that told her to do so? Because even the lazy ones could have told her to just pretend she’s eating Brian Austin’s head when he pisses her off…and leave her poor father out of it…