Megan Fox would strangle an ox to have sex with Olivia Wilde

Just in time for her Transformers’ upcoming sequel Revenge of the Fallen promotion, Megan Fox has attempted to remind us (as if we’ve forgotten) of her bisexual nature in Esquire’s June issue. And this time, the object of her lust is Olivia Wilde, the hottie who loves to play lesbian on TV. Now why she feels like strangling an ox everytime she thinks of her is something we’re still trying to analyze…but that’s Megan Fox’s twisted brain…maybe it’s not just sexuality that oozes out of her pores (per her own words) but a lot of estrogen-induced aggression? What does she do with Brian Austin Green in bed? Tie him up and play golf with his testicles?

Anyway, here’s what she told Esquire:”I know I’m seen as a sex object. I’m just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It’s just there. It’s something I don’t have to turn on.But I have no idea how to handle it.”

And here’s where we wish incredibly hot chicks would come with a genetic disorder that makes them unable to speak…just smile and pose with their oiled-up boobies sticking out (and maybe sucking on a lollipop while they’re at it):

“I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.” (Newsflash: you are also sleeping with a guy…or did we miss it and never noticed Brian Austin is a really ugly chick?)

And on the subject of strangling innocent animals: “I could see myself in a relationship with a girl —Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands.”

Here’s a few more pictures of Olivia Wilde…and try not to go wild tonight thinking about you in the middle of these two…things could get dangerous…like your body parts gone missing…