Beth Ditto flashes her panties…and makes you want to forget all about it

Ahh, little plump Beth Ditto…what a sticky, smelly, lesbian mess. Here’s a few facts for those that don’t know her well (or don’t know her at all):

She used to eat squirrels when she was a kid (we’re pretty sure she still does…oh, wait, that’s lipstick and not squirrel blood on her lips?). She despises deodorant and does not shave her armpits(needless to say the same goes for her pubic jungle). She is a feminist lesbian who thinks women are not pets, they “are just people trying to cross the freaking street to get an ice-cream” (you’ve seen the pictures…what did you expect her to say…cross the street to get a bowl of edamame?).

Oh, and she is an Indie Rock singer (mainly for the The Gossip)…but that’s irrelevant after all the vital info provided above…