Janice Dickinson's drunken breast ripples attack paparazzo(video)

We don’t know what’s scarier about Janice Dickinson anymore. Her mouth (migrating like a bloated bird towards her chin), what comes out of her mouth (mean gibberish both when sober and severely intoxicated) or her implants (one of which is trying to come out through her pores…or nipple…you never know, it might erupt like Vesuvius and pop that nipple out like a champagne cork).

An intensely drunk Janice went jungle-mad at a cameraman on her way out of Nobu (slurring quite a few profanities), and proceeded to cause him great damage with her scarf (the damage was more mental…the guy had a close up with her breast ripples and is still recovering at the psychiatric ward).

She then got into her car and attempted to drive away, but realized she was still pissed off. When she came out to shoot the guy with her scarf once again, a friend took over and got behind the wheel. Janice’s last great words as she screamed them to everybody were:“I’m totally f*%ked up!”

Here’s the video…and close-ups of her breast ripples (Warning: only for those who haven’t yet had their breakfast).