Cannes Film Festival:Monica Bellucci shows her curves, Eva Herzigova her bones and Mimi her fat rolls (with bonus-see nipples)

When the Film Cannes Festival rolls around we get very excited because we know we’re going to get the chance to check out Monica Bellucci who at the age of 45 puts most women half her age to shame. It goes without saying that we were not disappointed.

And from a goddess we now move on to the mummy bone collection at the Metropolitan Museum…just kidding. It’s only Eva Herzigova who seems to be all head (are we the only ones to recognize a faint resemblance with Medusa?) and chest bones these days (unless they force a bra with steel push-in mechanism on the sides to hide the black hole that is her cleavage).

Not to be outchested by anyone, Mariah Carey put on her most cheerful nipples…and outfits and descended in Cannes like a truckload of jelly beans. And moo moo dresses or not, Mariah can’t hide that all the happiness she shares with hubby Nick Cannon is sticking thick to her arms, thighs and midriff…ok and maybe to her breasts (because they looked like two pregnant mammals ready to give birth in that orange dress)…