Cannes;a place for the unknown to…slip through the cracks

Cannes used to be about glamour, sophistication and great films. Now, it’s all about drugs, sex, parties, unknown sluts getting naked and actresses falling in the lists that start after the letter B showing off as much skin as feasibly possible without getting themselves sexually assaulted on the red carpet.

So it was no surprise when Natasha Amal, a French actress attending Pedro Almodovar’s premiere of Broken Embraces chose to show us a sneak peak of her ass crack and thong and intentionally became part of the Red Carpet with her redder than red caftan (we’re guessing the caftan was a tribute to her Moroccan heritage, and the butt-hole a tribute to her Russian roots…mommy is from Russia).

Question: Did a drunken designer design this for the gay parade, and was the ass-hole in the original design? You never know, maybe Amal took the scissors and “triangulated” the butt fabric herself…