Katy Perry would love to "shag" Jennifer Aniston's leftovers

Katy Perry wants to go on record that, if given the opportunity, she would screw John Mayer’s brains out (we hear John Mayer has no objection to this brain matter-splattering session…as long as she’s dressed in the same bondage outfits she wore for the Complex photo shoot…Jen was a bit plain vanilla in that department and he’s craving to be handcuffed).

In a game of “Shoot, Shag or Marry,” during an interview with an Australian radio station, Perry confessed she would love a bedroom romp with Mayer, over other rockers Benji Madden and Pete Wentz (is that even a contest? It’s like John Mayer Vs the Pug twins).

She told 2Day FM, “I couldn’t marry John Mayer, it’d be so intense. I’d definitely shag the [bleep] out of him though. I’ll go on record saying that.”

And while she was on this cathartic revelation path, she told Complex magazine her secret to her amazing bangers: “It’s about doing push-ups. They keep them good and not like armpit pancakes.”