Wouldn't you want this Madonna painting hanging…on your enemy's bedroom wall?

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Published on May 29, 2009 with 2 Comments

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An oil painting of Madonna and Guy Ritchie by Peter Howson is set to be auctioned off by McTear’s. The painting was done in 2005 and is expected to fetch between $24,000 to $35,000.

We think Mr. Howson is a really talented artist because he managed to capture the true essence of Madonna without make-up and clothes…a scary-looking guy with tits…

We’re a bit perplexed about the depiction of Guy Ritchie though. He looks like a cross between Guasimodo, a giant ox and a tooth-missing Shrek. Did the artist mean to imply that he/she whose name we prefer not to mention too many times (aka The Beast) was using him and he was too naive/idiotic to get it?

And to the guy who’s going to pay thousands to aquire this painting: dude, you’re either an idiot, or you like the feeling you get when you wake up all sweaty, shaky and terrified in the middle of the night…

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  1. this is scary. . .
    i would be pissed if someone painted this as me
    , but it think its funny that is Madonna :)

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  2. I think that’s a beautiful rendition of Madonna. The only thing missing on her is a penis.

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