We are told that because she’s dating Madonna’s ex, Alex Rodriguez, Kate Hudson is fearful of Madonna and at the Veuve Clicquot’s Manhattan Polo Classic on Saturday she run seeking shelter after she found out Madonna was also attending.
Kate is not a coward…she is simply a reasonable woman who doesn’t want to come in contact with Madonna’s corpse hands in case she gets the urge to wrap them around her neck. Come on, if you were holding your baby and Madonna asked if she could hold it, wouldn’t you also run away? Those veins are literally pulsating outside her skin from the intense need to have baby blood running through them.
This is what went down at the Polo match according to NY Daily News:
“Kate was completely intimidated by Madonna,” said one guest. “She clearly didn’t want trouble and decided to keep a low profile for the rest of the match.” Said a second guest, “I didn’t even see Kate Hudson again after Madonna arrived. She ran away! But if I were dating Madonna’s ex, I’d be scared, too!”
While Hudson hung out in the back of the tent, Madonna rocked her royal status. After showing up in a black Mercedes-Benz with several NYPD escorts, she held court with boy toy Jesus Luz, her kids Rocco Ritchie and David Banda, as well as pals Marc Jacobs, Lorenzo Martone and photographer Steven Klein.
“Madonna literally didn’t care,” said a third eyewitness.
“She showed up with no makeup, a dowdy [denim] outfit and her hair pulled up in a ponytail. She doesn’t need to compete with Kate, because she will always be Queen Bee.”
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