Unofficially gay Adam Lambert out with his very officially gay boyfriend

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Published on June 02, 2009 with 10 Comments

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Seriously? Adam Lambert is a homosexual? You mean all that make-up was not to get Gene Simmon’s attention but to get all the boys hot and bothered? We are absolutely shocked to the tits (male tits, that is)! But wait, we can’t make any assumptions…holding a seriously gay guy’s hand coming out of Guys and Dolls nightclub doesn’t mean anything…it could be that his mascara run into his eyes and he just needed someone (prefereably with a swing to his spring) to help him exit the premises safely without eating pavement dirt.

And so unfortunately, we have to wait for the next issue of Rolling Stones before we can say with certainty whether Adam likes his love interest to come with butt hair…because that’s when the holy grail of Adam Lambert’s sexuality will be officially revealed…and you know, nothing is as it seems until someone gets paid to say so in a magazine…preferably with a glossy spread…

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  1. I’m totally shocked…Adam Lambert gay? The world is coming to an end. He should have been in Eminem’s seat at the MTV awards. That would have made for good television.

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  2. cool!

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  3. Yeah, Im not gay, but my botfriend is!!!

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  4. “Boyfriend”

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  5. This is nothing new.
    haha funny Cletto6

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  6. Well adam has great taste!

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  7. I always new he was a girliboy…lol he has gay written all over him… just look at him……

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  8. Well he’s so talented and I want his first cd.

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  9. Adam, baby, Do the song Cover on the Rolling Stone and I bet it would be a hit. While your at it put some glitter on your eyelashes, bitch.

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  10. coughPOSEREMOCOCKSUCKERcough

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