Bar Rafaeli causes friction with Stephen King's fiction

Yes, it’s true, people are not reading as many books as they used to these days…unless they are written on the naked body of a sexy vessel like Bar Rafaeli (Esquire’s July 2009 issue)…in which case, Stephen King has become the most interesting writer of our times and we’re dying to read chapter two…that is, only if the manuscript is again written on this very same human flesh.

As for Esquire Magazine, we always knew it was all about the serious writing and the poignant articles and this has confirmed it (say, on which naked part of our bodies do we write the word “sarcasm”?)

Seriously, we want the guy’s job…not Stephen’s…we’re talking about the guy with the brush and paint…who we bet took all the time in the world to make sure the writing below the navel was legible…