Lindsay Lohan “secretly” meets Samantha Ronson in London

Here’s Lindsay, the nail-biting, foot fungus-carrying (what, you think wearing thigh high boots in warm weather isn’t going to create a jungle in between her toenails?) pirate in London, where according to Page Six, she was rushing to meet up with Samantha Ronson, so that they could finally have that getting-back together sex romp in peace and quiet (oh, crap, you mean that huge poster hanging from Big Ben giving us the address to their hotel was put up by someone else?)

Lindsay Lohan had just arrived from Paris where she spent a few days negotiating how best to put the nail on the coffin of one of the biggest fashion houses, Ungaro. The president of the company, for some unknown reason, seems to think that launching a spray tan and a line of see-through leggings has already made Lindsay a fashion guru because he wants to offer her a position as one of the leading design consultants in the company. Meanwhile, Ungaro’s leading designer, who recognizes a fashion disaster when he sees one is threatening to leave the company if Lindsay joins the group.