David Carradine did not commit suicide. He was just your everyday old man who wanted to get as much sexual pleasure as possible before his penis decided to go undercover forever and hide somewhere in the wet abyss of his depends.
That unfortunate night, when the Bangkok prostitutes he ordered via room service left, David decided he had a bit more time to kill till dinner with his crew at the 5-star Bangkok hotel where he was staying while filming the movie Stretch.
And so, he decided to play a little game of autoerotic asphyxiation with the curtain, or its cord to be more specific. Apparently, he tied the rope around his neck and his penis (he was found naked) and he hanged himself from the closet door in an effort to cut oxygen to his brain, thus, enhancing pleasure to his genital area.
David’s rep said, “We can confirm 100% that he never would have committed suicide. It was an accidental death. Everybody is in shock.”
We can only imagine David and Michael Hutchence of INXS (hanged himself with his belt from the door spring of a hotel room in Sydney. He was naked when he was found) sitting next to each other in purgatory and going over what went wrong: Dude, we should have stayed with the hookers and done the old-fashioned whips and cuffs…
June 5, 2009 at 9:36 am
Grasshopper, take the pebble from my hand. And while you’re at it, take the rope off my neck and my private bamboo stick. I guess he finally got the pebble. May God bless his soul.
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June 5, 2009 at 11:44 am
it should have been death by katana.
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June 6, 2009 at 3:24 pm
who feels sorry for any jerkoff who checks out that way?
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June 7, 2009 at 11:51 am
I do because if it was auto erotic play and he didn’t mean to kill himself, it’s too bad that it went out of control. Imagine if, in a different context, while you’re making love to the person you love, you slip and end up falling and breaking your neck and dying. Very unfortunate.
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June 15, 2009 at 8:43 am
I don’t feel sorry for him in the slightest. Apparently, he was a really kinky dude who died doing what he loved, and at his age, it’s better that than shitting out in a hospice bed somewhere.
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