They’ve only been dating for two months, but Lucy Wolvert is already head over heels with George Clooney, and he’s crazy about her according to the Globe…oh yeah, and he’s a great lay (like we needed another cocktail waitress to tell us how he’s the greatest man in the world…and because he’s given hope to the everyday, unknown woman out there, we can’t get lucky in any bar, club, or restaurant…they’re all holding a tray and holding out in case George passes by for a tenderloin steak or a mochito…so yeah, we hope his penis falls off soon…)
This is their “love” (aka get me a nice cocktail and i’ll tip you with my sperm for a year) story as reported by The Globe:
The pair reportedly got together while Clooney, 48, was filming his new movie Up In The Air and have been quietly dating ever since. Days before jetting home to Los Angeles, he invited the aspiring model to spend the night at his luxury hotel suite after dinner with friends.
Wolvert, 23, was spotted leaving the private bungalow at 11am the next day still dressed in the short, black dress she wore the previous night.
‘She had tied her hair up into a ponytail and bounced outside with a beaming smile,’ said an eyewitness.
‘It may have been the morning after, but she still looked amazing in her tight black dress and caught everyone’s eye as she got into a taxi.
‘She looked like she was walking on air.’
Clooney has been flying back to the sunshine state at weekends to indulge their new romance. Wolvert, who works as a cocktail waitress in some of Miami’s most exclusive nightclubs, is apparently falling for the Oscar winner.But she may be in danger of blowing the relationship by gossiping to friends after being asked to be discreet.
And despite being only months into the relationship, Clooney’s new girl is hoping to move into his LA mansion.
‘Lucy is totally smitten with George and he’s drawn to her in a passionate way,’ says a source. ‘They’ve started out casual, but things are moving fast and she’s told friends they’re planning to spend a large part of the summer together. ‘Besides being an amazing lover, Lucy says George is a true gentleman who really knows how to treat a lady.
‘She’s talking about moving in with George in LA which is pretty amazing considering they’ve only known each other a couple of months.
‘Everyone’s just hoping it lasts and she doesn’t get her heart broken.’
