Amy Winehouse wants to have black babies

As if it wasn’t bad enough that Amy Winehouse has given half the male population of St.Lucia plentiful genital gifts that come in the form of intense burning and itching, now she wants to harvest their sperm for the production of little black babies…because she’s so over white babies.

To explain, a British journalist recently spent time with Winehouse on the island, where the British singer had quite a few interesting things to say, all the while covered in what appeared to be self-inflicted cuts and burns. According the journalist, she also began drinking at nine in the morning.

Winehouse is currently staying in two island villas, which cost Universal around $3,300 per night. She’s also got six handlers, costing the record label $410 a day. This is in addition to the recording studio the label has installed for her personal use.

Says the source, “It’s cost almost $1 million, and all Amy has to show for it is a high tolerance for hard liquor.”

Asked about her relationship with husband Blake Fielder-Civil, who now has a baby with another woman, Winehouse says she and her troubled other half are “still in love.”

And because words of wisdom fly out of Amy Winehouse’s mouth at the same rate as flies flock into a crap-filled outhouse, she added: “I couldn’t have given him kids – and anyway I want black kids, not white kids.”

Let’s just hope St.Lucian’s know how to wear a triple-condom…