It’s funny…we always thought Bret Michaels from Rock of Love would die from a meteorite made up of sluts with gonnorhea and clamydia-loaded pistols shooting right at his mouth…instead his death was almost delivered by an actual rock (well, ok, a stage back drop that looked like a rock) and amazingly it had nothing to do with vaginas loving him too much.
To explain, Poison performed “Nothin’But a Good Time” with the cast of “Rock of Ages” at the Tony Awards and as Michaels was exiting the stage, a descending set piece smacked him on the head and knocked him to the ground. Tony spokeswoman Christina Stejskal says the rocker “missed his mark”. Though it looked it, he did not break his nose. Stejskal did not immediately know the extent of his injury.
