Brooke Hogan has a meltdown

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Published on June 09, 2009 with 11 Comments

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It’s official. Linda Hogan is an evil slut who brings pain and chaos to her children’s lives via the penis of a 19-year old beach bum. Who according to her gives her hope for the future…especially when they are violating Hulk’s favorite chair.

During a recent episode of Brooke Knows Best, Hulk took Brooke on a boat trip that included passing by their old family house now inhabited by Linda the evil witch and the castle’s newly crowned Prince,  Charlie The Turd. Brooke broke down and sobbed uncontrollably. This led to an embarassing scene of Hulk also bringing on the tears.

 

He told his daughter: “I can’t believe I busted my body every night for 30 years to build that home and now a 19-year-old is living in it.”

 

 

In Linda’s defence, her world has also been totally turned upside down (yes, he’s young, he’s agile, and the view of the ceiling is now enjoyed from a very different vantage point).

This is what she had to say at the end of the episode:

“He is 19, he will be 20. I had no idea how old he was, he was just a guy that I met on the beach that was cute.

 

“I thought he was 27 or 28 when I met him, I didn’t know. We just had a lot in common and started talking. He really gave me hope.

 

“I hate to have this come between us, because I have been there for the kids and I have been there for Brooke.”

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  1. Linda is a fucking slut.w***e bitch

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  2. Maybe the turd will get lucky and have a mother daughter show.

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  3. oh please this family put the fun in disfunctional
    you should hear the prison audio of the hukster talking with his dui friend coma causing offspring
    They are more concerned about huksters boy making money and even go so far as to say his friend well that’s all on him
    They all have ego’s that can fill a stadium
    I feel nothing but contempt for them or anyone having sympathy for them

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  4. linda bolea is a fucken bitch with head up her ass and her vagina on fire go sit on some ice and for god sakes put some clothes on!

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  5. Mr Hulk was Focking Brooke best friend. Thats why Linda Hogan s left his sorry a$$….Nows he’s crying like a babe….

    In Linda’s defence, he did it first

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  6. i would kick the hulks ass that old f**k then i would f**k his wife and brooke at the same time those little whiny whores

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  7. OH! NICE!
    I know a more interesting site ^^^^^^Cougar Circle . c o m^^^^^It is where single women and men come together for the mutual online dating experience.and it is for free. I lilke the site!

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  8. How pathetic is she that she has stuff in common with a 19 years old boy ha ha ha Hulk sure knows how to pick them see Hulk that happens when you like to f**k air heads they get old but the air still there they never grow up

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  9. uh…who cares

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  10. Scary

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  11. Hey Linda Hogan you fat bitch why do you try and insult our intelligence you say you didn’t know he was 19 and you thought he was 27 or 28 , I say thats bullshit since your kids told you he went to school with them ,but you didn’t care about your kids feelings did you . Are you that stupid to see the kids riding the big fat money whale, I really feel sorry for your kids ,I hope Brooke disowns you.

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