Ok, so what do we already know about Shia LaBeouf? Well, we know he thinks his mother is the sexiest woman on earth and he would marry her if she wasn’t, er, his mother? Apparently folks, that’s not enough, because in this month’s Parade Magazine he seeks to enrich our knowledge about his messed-up childhood even more.
Asked about his R-Rated sense of humour, Shia told the magazine that it was a product of seeing his parents have sex, smoke weed and a mother who liked being naked.
“I don’t handle fame well. Most actors on most days don’t think they’re worthy. I have no idea where this insecurity comes from, but it’s a God-sized hole. If I knew, I’d fill it, and I’d be on my way. The good actors are all screwed up. They’re all in pain. It’s a profession of bottom-feeders and heartbroken people, “Shia says.
“Why did the love of my life and I break up? … Man, I have no idea. What was that all about? I have no answers to anything. None. Why am I an alcoholic? I haven’t a damn clue! What is life about? I don’t know.”
Ok, so his “ethereal angel” of a mother run around the house with her tities bouncing up and down, had sex with his dad in plain view and somehow he has the strong desire to make her his wife, but he’s held up by the technicality that she gave birth to him…and he has no clue why he’s an alcoholic?
Conclusion: he is screwed up, ergo he’s a great actor…right? Isn’t this what he was trying to get to with this “I’m all twisted up inside” interview? Somebody get him a poster of James Dean to hang on his bedroom wall…
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