Yes, we were right! Paris Hilton is one of the world’s most expensive call girls (and that’s only because we don’t like the word “prostitute”) and we’ve got the facts to prove it!
Just 24 hours after her break-up from the would be father-of-her-children (if he wasn’t such a minor league loser), Paris Hilton was helping the Michael Jordan of soccer celebrate his world-record setting transfer from Manchester United to Real Madrid ($130 million dollars worth) by giving falatio to a champagne bottle he had in between his legs.
Cristiano Ronaldo, the 24-year old soccer sensation was at L.A hotspot My House celebrating the news when Paris Hilton showed up, appropriately dressed in black (well, she is a black widow in mourning after all) and even brought the big guns on to impress (see magic push-up bra).
A clubber who witnessed their frolicking said: “They were sucking each other’s faces off like their plane was going down. “At one point Ronaldo had a bottle between his legs and Paris was stroking it. It was very racy.”
Another onlooker said: “Ronaldo and Paris were all over each other, kissing in a VIP booth. They were kissing on the lips and meeting people as a couple, holding hands or with his arm around her. Her hands were all over his lap. There was a lot of very suggestive body language.
“…It was as though they’d been dating for ages. He was reclined all the way back in a chair with his legs spread wide open. It looked almost pornographic.
“Paris’s black minidress was getting higher and higher as the night wore on. At one point people on a neighbouring table threw silver confetti at them. A bunch stuck to Paris’s upper thigh, which she draped over Ronaldo’s lap.”
The onlooker said: “Nicky was looking very bored and eventually she leaned over Paris’s lap and grabbed Ronaldo’s hands and started dancing with him in the seat. “Then she stood up and started dancing, trying to get the happy couple to join her. But they were too busy going at it.”
According to The Sun, after sharing steamy cuddles and expensive champagne for two hours, Paris headed to sister Nicky’s home in the Hollywood Hills at 2.05am. Ronaldo joined her there an hour later after a brief stopover at his hotel. He left at 5am with a broad grin plastered across his face.
Paris confirmed she and the Portuguese wonder winger – now the world’s most expensive player – were an item. She told a pal: “He’s hot, a real athlete – and the chemistry between us was electric.” “Cristiano’s much better than my ex. He was nothing but a low-paid minor league baseball player.”
Who does she think she is trying to impress. Those tits are not that big. We all know it is a push up bra. And no it does not make you look any more attractive (not like she is anyway). I will say one thing. You can count on this piece of garbage anytime. Should of put wagers down long ago, on what her next move would be next. I would be rich by now. I have said it before and will say it again, hey Dumb Bitch (Paris) get a job and quit whoring around. Havent you noticed something. Really the only time she gets in the news is when she is trying to feed her box. I just about threw up typing that.