So what if Jennifer Aniston’s Prada dress at the Women In Film Awards on Friday looked like something you employ to keep meat tender and juicy or a metal sheet stolen from a machine shop? At least it showcased something we rarely see when it comes to Jennifer: a lot of flesh…which somehow gives us the urge to unwrap it, slather some ketchup on it and enjoy it with a beer…
On the subject of Jennifer (not her flesh), she poked fun at herself and the inability to find someone to marry her while receiving her award:
“I have a strange parallel with movies I was doing and my life off screen. First, it was The Good Girl…which evolved into Rumor Has It, followed by Derailed,” she said, probably hinting at Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. “Then there was The Breakup followed by the lighter side, Friends With Money. If anyone has a movie called Everlasting Love With an Adult Stable Man, that would be great!” Aniston joked. “I’m at table six, and my agents are at table 12.”
Mind you, she was full of s**t, because when we decided to take her up on her offer and approached table 6, some men at table 14 (she failed to mention her bodyguards occupying those seats) quickly extracted us from the room…that’s women for you…talking from both sides of their mouth…
August 24, 2009 at 1:31 am
That is very thoughtful of her! Cooking on the way for a bastard!
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