Kate Moss:The supermodel train has long left the station

We don’t get it. With so many really hot chicks willing to do anything to be part of a campaign, why does anyone still bother with Kate Moss? They are cheaper, they give photographers big “bonuses” and they are almost photoshop-free.

The woman is a hag and the only campaign she should be part of is the one promoting the merits of private health care (social healthcare in Britain means you have to wait for ages to get your rotting teeth looked at).  She’s got nasty, little yellow chompers, a face full of zits, bad hair, a little beer gut and two legs that sleep in different continents.

Next time we see her looking like a hot sexy thing in a campaign we’re going to start shooting people with our water pistols…because fake hotness makes us mad…