Marilyn Manson:the devil's son has been eating one too many roasted pigs in hell

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Published on June 15, 2009 with 2 Comments

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Gone are the days when Marilyn Manson used to be scary. Now he’s just a bloated mess with paint smeared all over his blimp of a face. Which makes his swearing on stage and his talk of drugs seem even more inappropriate…kinda like if Ozzy Osbourne were to attempt to bite the head of a pigeon again…you can picture the paramedics standing by to give him CPR…it’s just not cool anymore.

Manson actually shocked fans at the Download festival when he took the stage from Prodigy. The platform boots and menacing black coat did nothing to distract from his bloated gut and his double chin. In fact, he was so out of shape he kept running behind the drum set to suck up oxygen from a tank every time he finished a song.

We think it’s time to erase that 666 tattoo on his arm and write 911 instead…you never know when his arteries will go to hell…

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  1. Hahaha, better yet the blood group…

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