Megan Fox puts a spell on the Germans with her pokies and thighs

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Published on June 15, 2009 with 9 Comments

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Here’s Megan Fox at the Berlin premiere of Transformers:Revenge of the Fallen looking like a naughty Greek goddess who got the chills up in Mount Olympus. Spies tell us Shia LaBeouf got tired of trying to explain to the Germans who he was, so he and Tyrese left Megan to walk the red carpet and went into the cinema’s bathrooms to measure their penises (because they were pretty sure they shrunk even more in Berlin).

Unfortunately, someone still has the Berlin wall infront of his eyes and refuses to climb over. ”I like her hair but I don’t like it slicked back like that. I like when it’s free flowing. God gave you a beautiful physique, just let it free flow, there’s too much work on her hair. The tan is ok, but no more hair gel.” This is Michael Papa-John talking at the premiere and he seriously needs to get out of character (he played Megan’s papa in the movie), so  he can finally enjoy her permanent semi-naked state without the incestuous guilt…dude, it’s ok, you can stare at her pokies and even text them to your golf buddies…God won’t strike you with lightning…

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  1. obviously these women have never heard of those nipple daisies. its just gross to have a woman’s nipples sticking out like that. now, an accident i can forgive, but they KNOW it’s going to happen when they chose to go braless. get a brain, airheads. the world does not want to see them.

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    • i agree

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  2. shut your mouth everyone wants to see them

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  3. Juss nasty ugh and she is very skanky

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  4. A) 98% of all heterosexual men want to see them, you stupid slut. Shut up.

    B) The only people that think she’s “nasty” and a “skank” are jealous broads and polesmoking guys who are mad they can neither afford nor fit into her dress.

    She’s fucking hot. Get over it already.

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  5. Dee, you must be one ugly skank….with ugly nipples too.

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  6. so im gathering those of you telling ms ‘dee’ shesstupid and ugly for stating a fact are guys. maybe you dont get p***y AT ALL and when you see a beautiful actress indulge in her sexuality you pop one huh? go to bed children.

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  7. idk i think she is fairly beautiful and she has UGHHH-MAZZZING eyes…so she skipped wearing a bra…nbd(no big deal) she may not have realized people would notice. She probably feels like shittt as it is just seeing the pics.it doesnt make it better when u dogg on her lyk tht!i think immature and dispicable people need to grow up and get a life bc think of it lyk this…she is getting paid about more than $5,000 per movie while u work these no good jobs(or may not have one at all) and she makes more than you in a year than u do in 2! She’s a grown women and u are the ones calling her these names! GET A LIFE! and act ur age! unless evry1 on here is a non-pubescent freak!

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  8. i think she is UGHHH-MAZZZINGly beautiful and i LUv her
    Dee, you must be stupid and ugly for stating that

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